presents Street Chat - The new
Gossip collection service
You may have heard of
Street view, well this is a new service called Street Chat. Our
Robots will be
the streets of Britain, listening in to private
conversations and recording your views so that
the information can be sold on to allow advertisers to target their
goods and services more accurately.
The Street View Gossip Cartoon poster
will head up our Customer awareness campaign promoting this new and
eagerly awaited service.
The Street View Chat
Robot plan details a few of the key features of this new and
Cartoon Robot Ron can recharge direct from any Lamppost using
electromagnetic induction. The ability of our Street Chat Robot to
recharge in this way avoids the
necessity to return to base and allows for the more efficient
collection of data.
Windows Crash Cartoon Robot- Since the
introduction of Windows 10 Microsoft seem to have taken their eye off
the ball with regard to Windows 7. So Ron robot is able to
re-set himself following the dreaded 'Blue Screen of death'.
appears our new Robot service is not welcome by everyone. Back to the drawing Board?